Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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