he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
