SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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