Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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