Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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