Your tits are I can't wait for
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
and you fell through a lawn chair
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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