your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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