are you still at the devil's house?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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