Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
