ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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