just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Say something about gay babies.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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