So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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