She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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