ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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