he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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