we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
