Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
