you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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