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what?
penguin condom
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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