I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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