bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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