I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize