fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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