i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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