gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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