She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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