This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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