if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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