i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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