are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
no you cant smoke seaweed
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
