u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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