fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
