Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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