margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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