My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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