problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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