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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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