omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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