the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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