I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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