Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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