Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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