She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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