Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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