He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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