This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Randomize
