guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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