How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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