Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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