It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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