It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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