Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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