Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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