my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
