And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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