I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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